funny things to put in your instagram bio

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[font=Söhne, ui-sans-serif, system-ui, -apple-system,]Creating a funny and engaging Instagram bio is a great way to express your personality and make your profile stand out. Here are some humorous ideas you might consider funny things to put in your instagram bio:[/font]

1. "Professional over-thinker. Expert napper. Occasional adult. Mostly confused."
   
   
2. "Just a cupcake looking for a stud muffin."
   
   
3. "Fluent in emoji, sarcasm, and dad jokes."
   
   
4. "I put the 'elusive' in exclusive."
   
   
5. "I'm not lazy; I'm in energy-saving mode."
   
   
6. "Professional third-wheel, aspiring cat whisperer."
   
   
7. "If you can't convince them, confuse them."
   
   
8. "Recovering daydreamer. Future lottery winner."
   
   
9. "My life is a constant battle between my love for food and not wanting to get fat."
   
   
10. "Sassy, classy, and a bit smart-assy."
    
    
11. "On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tonight?"
    
    
12. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
    
    
13. "Living my life on sandwich mode: only interested when someone has food."
    
    
14. "Fluent in typo, sarcasm, and your mom jokes."
    
    
15. "Born to stand out. Also, born to eat tacos."